Follow your dream! Unless it's
Follow your dream! Unless it's the one where y...
One-liners Jokes
Morning After Pill
Did you hear about the new "morning after" pil...
I've suffered enough, when does
I've suffered enough, when does my artwork imp...
Youth and skill are no
Youth and skill are no match for experience an...
Kiss me twice. I'm
Kiss me twice. I'm schizophrenic.
You know you live in
You know you live in a small town when the guy...
Traintracks
Ya mamma is like traintracks....She gets laid ...
I get enough exercise just
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!
If Olive oil comes from
If Olive oil comes from olives, where does bab...
Mine-sniffing dogs
The Army announced this week they are now trai...
Press any key... no, no,
Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
How do you write zero
How do you write zero in Roman numerals?
Personal growth
It takes time to discover the Secret of Person...
Time is the best teacher;
Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kil...
If you don't let me
If you don't let me make you happy,
I'll make...
Always remember you're unique, just
Always remember you're unique, just like every...
Titantic Lettuce
Q: What kind of lettuce was served on the Tita...
Journalism Degree
What do you call an advanced degree in sensati...
Every time I find out
Every time I find out the meaning of life, the...
A preposition is a bad
A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence...
The reason most people play
The reason most people play golf is to wear cl...
Nuts
Did you hear about the 150 lb. man who had 75 ...
Gardener's kids
Did you hear about the flower arranger's child...
Frigid
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?...
Fox to a cow
How do you turn a "fox" into a "cow"?
Marry...