Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
One-liners Jokes
Camera and condom's
What's the similarity between a camera and a c...
Just because a doctor has
Just because a doctor has a name for your cond...
Lines men use
I love the lines men use to get us into bed. "...
I don't think, therefore I
I don't think, therefore I am not.
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?...
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Grip
Q: Why don't witches wear underwear?
A: So t...
Divorce
Did you hear that Santa is getting a divorce?
...
Those of you who think
Those of you who think you know everything
ar...
Little behind
Q. Why can you always win a race with Michael ...
If I didn't have to
If I didn't have to work so hard,
I'd have mo...
There is no job so
There is no job so simple that it can not be d...
Little holes
Guns don't kill people, it's those little hole...
The grave of Karl Marx
The grave of Karl Marx is just another communi...
Why isn't there a tax on stuff I don't like?...
Why isn't there a tax on stuff I don't like?
Lice On A Bald Man
What do you call lice on a bald man's head? Ho...
I hate graffiti. In fact, I hate all Italian...
I hate graffiti. In fact, I hate all Italian ...
Disney...
Snow White saw Pinocchio through the woods, so...
Boxers or briefs?
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he prefe...
Show respect for age. Drink good Scotch for...
Show respect for age. Drink good Scotch for a...
The perfect gift for people
The perfect gift for people who like peace and...
Time is what keeps everything
Time is what keeps everything from happening a...
If knees were backwards, what
If knees were backwards, what would chairs loo...
Two Muffins
Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin ...
Mary Poppins has moved to
Mary Poppins has moved to L.A. where she has o...