Violin vs Viola
What's the difference between a violin and a v...
One-liners Jokes
667, Neighbor of the Devil.
667, Neighbor of the Devil.
I can resist everything except
I can resist everything except temptation.
128 Legs
Q: What has 128 legs and no pubic hair?
A: Th...
Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids.
They'll choose your n...
Lucky dogs
Why do dogs put their noses in women's crotche...
Blessed are the meek for they shall inhibit...
Blessed are the meek for they shall inhibit th...
1-Legged Dog
Q: What do you call a one legged dog?
A: It d...
Love comes in spurts.
Love comes in spurts.
My reality check bounced!
My reality check bounced!
Oh, who?
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
...
People don't judge your generosity
People don't judge your generosity by the amou...
How can there be self-help
How can there be self-help groups?
T. S. Eliot is an
T. S. Eliot is an anagram of Toilets.
Happiness is a positive cash
Happiness is a positive cash flow.
Joke foun...
Robin Williams
Robin Williams idea of a good time is to go to...
Sub
Q: What is long, hard, and full of seamen?
A:...
Handcuffed
What do you call a handcuffed man?
Trustwort...
Sperm Bank
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample.
...
Bumper Sticker #112
My girlfriend can't wrestle, but you oughta se...
Dog
What do you call a dog with a cold?
A germy ...
You're only young once, but
You're only young once, but you can be immatur...
Lightbulb
How many men does it take to screw in a light ...
Masturbating Bull
What do you call a bull that masturbates?
B...
Two peanuts were walking down
Two peanuts were walking down the street and o...