Sitting Eskimos
Q: What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice...
One-liners Jokes
Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)...
Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
Never pass a snow plow
Never pass a snow plow on the right.
The difference between intelligence and
The difference between intelligence and stupid...
Careful
How do porcupines make love?
Very carefully....
Tornados
What do women and tornados have in common?
T...
Save the Save the Whale
Save the Save the Whale Foundation.
Playing doctor
When I was a kid, I never played doctor with t...
As we used to say
As we used to say when I worked in retail, "Th...
Bumper Sticker #120
All men are idiots ... I married their king.
Perfect Wife
No.1 said "I have the perfect wife. She is an ...
I used up all my
I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in ...
This morning I woke up
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable sce...
Malcolm X Shirt
Your Mama is so fat, that when she wore a Malc...
If everything seems to be
If everything seems to be going right,
you've...
Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.
Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.
Snow blower
Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants...
Life is what passes you
Life is what passes you by while you're busy m...
Money isn't ...
Money isn't everything but it sure keeps the k...
Lunatic Asylum: The place where
Lunatic Asylum: The place where optimism most ...
I may be 25, but
I may be 25, but I have the intelligence of a ...
Gorilla Nostrils
Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A: Beca...
Wallet
How is a woman like a condom?
Both spend mor...
Christmas sweater
I got a sweater for Christmas, but I really wa...
Beer through you
Q: Do you know why beer goes through your syst...