One-liners Jokes

One-liners Jokes

When something is "new and


When something is "new and improved", which is...

Nothing in the known universe


Nothing in the known universe travels faster t...

Lifesavers


Q. What do Lifesavers do that a man can't?


A...

Every silver lining has a


Every silver lining has a hem.

Hostage


What do you call a good looking man with a bru...

Bumper Sticker #10


Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambitio...

The optimist thinks this is


The optimist thinks this is the best of all po...

"...Took two Alka-Seltzer. Thought


"...Took two Alka-Seltzer. Thought I was gonn...

Graffitti seen in Pompeii :


Graffitti seen in Pompeii : Everyone writes on...

We have enough youth -


We have enough youth - how about a fountain of...

Do pilots take crash-courses?


Do pilots take crash-courses?

Cow Pies & Cowgirls


What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?
...

Why doesn't glue stick to


Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bo...

He who laughs, lasts.


He who laughs, lasts.

My uncle got a job


My uncle got a job as a diamond cutter. When ...

The Eternal Question


If a man says something in the woods and no wo...

Do jellyfish get gas from


Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?

Is a book listing the definitions of habitual...


Is a book listing the definitions of habitual ...

Graffiti


British public toilets have a large gap betwee...

Airfix model


What's the difference between David Beckham an...

Indecision is the key to


Indecision is the key to flexibility.

Disinformation is not as good


Disinformation is not as good as datinformatio...

Penguin


What's grey?


A melted penguin.

Frigid


How can you tell if your girlfriend's frigid?W...

Even a blind squirrel finds


Even a blind squirrel finds a nut now and then.