Talent is the ability to
Talent is the ability to convince people you h...
One-liners Jokes
Opera is when a guy
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back,
...
Thermometer
What's the difference between an oral thermome...
Blame someone else
If you can smile when things go wrong, you hav...
Michael Jackson
What has Action Man got in common with Michael...
Learn from your parents mistakes
Learn from your parents mistakes - use birth c...
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind...
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind th...
Mopeds
What do fat women and mopeds have in common?Th...
Inner Peace Through Materialism.
Inner Peace Through Materialism.
I'm not as dumb as
I'm not as dumb as you look.
A penny saved is ridiculous.
A penny saved is ridiculous.
Blow your mind - smoke
Blow your mind - smoke dynamite.
I may be fat, but
I may be fat, but you're ugly - and I can lose...
When I go to heaven,
When I go to heaven, I want to see my grandpa ...
Small business day
Today is National Small Business Day.
It's ...
It's not an optical illusion
It's not an optical illusion it just looks lik...
If it wasn't for my
If it wasn't for my faults, I'd be perfect.
In order to keep an
In order to keep an open mind,
I am trying to...
I can go for more
I can go for more than seven days without slee...
"V.P. Dan Quayle thought that
"V.P. Dan Quayle thought that Roe vs. Wade is ...
Whale Watching
Yo mamma is so big. The people that live near...
Mind over matter... if you
Mind over matter... if you don't mind it doesn...
Maybe we should elect officials
Maybe we should elect officials not for what t...
Backups? We don' NEED no
Backups? We don' NEED no steenking backups.
Wink, I'll do the rest!
Wink, I'll do the rest!