Why can't you be a
Why can't you be a non-conformist like everyon...
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Pain in the neck
Why didn't they invite the giraffe to the part...
Impressionist
I went out with a promiscuous impressionist......
There are three ways to
There are three ways to get something done: do...
Sharing is fun, unless its
Sharing is fun, unless its your own stuff.
Money can't buy happiness
Money can't buy happiness but it can certainl...
Bumper Sticker #111
So many pedestrians, so little time.
Yo Mamas So Ugly
Yo mama's so ugly when she was born they put h...
One good thing about repeating
One good thing about repeating your mistakes
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There is no rest for
There is no rest for the wary.
According to my calculations the
According to my calculations the problem doesn...
I'd give my right arm
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
Why is the time of
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffi...
The best blanket is one
The best blanket is one with two legs.
Breed
What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a...
D.N.A.
Q: What do the letters D.N.A. stand for?
A: N...
2 Skunks
What do you call two skunks doing 69?
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Latest survey shows that 3
Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people mak...
A husband is someone who
A husband is someone who takes out the trash a...
Parsley and pubic hair
What do parsley and pubic hair have in common?...
Those who can't write, write
Those who can't write, write manuals.
If she's still ugly, have
If she's still ugly, have another beer.
Singing
kitty
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Tupperware
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