Hold it in
Why do men get married?
So they don't have t...
One-liners Jokes
And which parallel universe did
And which parallel universe did you crawl out ...
If you know any teenagers
If you know any teenagers in prison,
send the...
Good Girl
What is the difference between a good girl and...
What's the deal with ejection
What's the deal with ejection seats on helicop...
BATCH - A group, kinda
BATCH - A group, kinda like a herd.
Happiness is merely the remission
Happiness is merely the remission of pain.
Like the sea
MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Beca...
Whale Watching
Yo mamma is so big. The people that live near ...
The Irish
Q. What do you call two irish homosexuals
A. ...
Insanity is one mind working
Insanity is one mind working in two different ...
Scenic
What do you call a prostitute covered in tatto...
Giraffes collide
What do you get when two giraffes collide?
...
If nothing beats a Bud,
If nothing beats a Bud, given the choice, I'd ...
Why is 'abbreviation' such a
Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
How many people do you
How many people do you know who have actually ...
Never put off until tomorrow
Never put off until tomorrow what you can forg...
I'm not athletic
Personally, I'm not the athletic type. I once ...
Change is inevitable, except from
Change is inevitable, except from a vending ma...
Air pollution
Air pollution is when your city is hit by a bl...
Murphy was an optimist.
Murphy was an optimist.
He's as sharp as a
He's as sharp as a beach ball.
Knees
Q: How do you get a blonde off of her knees? ...
I can do without the
I can do without the essentials,
but I must h...
Genetics explain why you look
Genetics explain why you look like your father...