The wind is like the
The wind is like the air, only pushier.
One-liners Jokes
Did you hear about the
Did you hear about the dyslexic who went to a ...
There is only one thing
There is only one thing that money cannot buy ...
Don't make a fool out
Don't make a fool out of me - I'm doing OK by ...
Lady fingers
Nobody gives you honest value for your money a...
I've changed my mind a
I've changed my mind a dozen times. It seems ...
Bumper Sticker #110
I don't care who you are, what you are driving...
Anything worth fighting for is
Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting ...
Mrs. Popular
Q: Who is the most popular girl at the nudist ...
Wandering mind
Why is it dangerous to let your man's mind wan...
Buy a Pentium 586/90 so
Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster.
Floppy
Q: What is the difference between a computer a...
My wife keeps complaining that
My wife keeps complaining that I never listen ...
Some people cause happiness wherever
Some people cause happiness wherever they go;
...
I believe for every drop
I believe for every drop of rain that falls, a...
On the keyboard of life
On the keyboard of life always keep one finger...
Found in underpants
Q. What's brown and often found in children's ...
It's a good thing that
It's a good thing that William Ewart Gladstone...
Nothing is ever so bad
Nothing is ever so bad that it can't get worse.
Keep away from kids
Q. What's the difference between a supermarket...
Bad Pickup Line
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a b...
Despite the cost of living,
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed h...
Where there's a will... I
Where there's a will... I want to be on it.
Eat That?
Q: What did Jeffery Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbi...
Does killing time damage eternity?...
Does killing time damage eternity?