Bumper Sticker #105
Want a taste of religion? Bite a minister.
One-liners Jokes
Life is what happens to you while you are...
Life is what happens to you while you are plan...
"I'm at the corner of
"I'm at the corner of Walk and Don't Walk...."
Wasting time is an important
Wasting time is an important part of life.
Question Authority.
Question Authority.
Disco
Why did the skeleton go to the disco?
He hea...
I have not yet begun
I have not yet begun to procrastinate.
Sweet
You are so sweet you took Hershey Chocolate ou...
Candy from a baby
Anyone who says, "Easy as taking candy from a ...
A closed mouth gathers no
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Don't believe in superstition --
Don't believe in superstition -- it brings bad...
Bo Derek
What is 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1?
Bo De...
Age and treachery will always
Age and treachery will always overcome youth a...
First the engagement ring, then
First the engagement ring, then the wedding ri...
Bumper Sticker #100
I may be fat but you're ugly, and I can lose w...
"Don't think of it as
"Don't think of it as thousands of dollars of ...
Every morning is the dawn
Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
Jo...
Rock Star Vs Pig
What's the difference between a rock star and ...
Today is the last day
Today is the last day of your life so far.
A handy telephone tip: Keep
A handy telephone tip: Keep a small chalkboard...
Things are getting so bad
Things are getting so bad that 60 minutes is i...
If the shoe fits, get
If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
Sorry, I don't date outside
Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
Open mind
I use to have an open mind but my brains kept ...
"Little boy, I don't care
"Little boy, I don't care if your dog can talk...