Bumper Sticker #104
Crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it.
One-liners Jokes
If Milli Vanilli fall in
If Milli Vanilli fall in the woods, does someo...
Draft beer, not people!
Draft beer, not people!
An antidote is a medicine
An antidote is a medicine you take to prevent ...
The rich are nothing but
The rich are nothing but poor people with Yach...
Louder horn
A note was left on a car that had been given t...
Beer
I dont have a joke link, I make my jokes from ...
Abstract
What's the similarity between a drummer and a ...
Autopsies
Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you perform...
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is...
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is no...
Bumper Sticker #123
If at first you do succeed, try not to look as...
We have enough youth - how about a fountain...
We have enough youth - how about a fountain of...
I've found the secret of
I've found the secret of happiness -
total di...
Why doesn't Tarzan have a
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Advise is Cheap, because supply
Advise is Cheap, because supply always exceeds...
Don't be so open-minded -- your brains will...
Don't be so open-minded -- your brains will fa...
Talent is the ability to convince people you...
Talent is the ability to convince people you h...
Aussie kiss
What's an Australian kiss?
The same thing as...
Warm satisfaction
What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives war...
What's blue & fluffy
What's blue and fluffy?
Blue fluff.
Subm...
The only problem we have
The only problem we have in this city is the s...
Confused Archeologist
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?
A: G...
Just before someone gets nervous,
Just before someone gets nervous, do they expe...
The trouble with some women
The trouble with some women is that they get a...
WHATDOYOUMEANITALKSOFAST?
WHATDOYOUMEANITALKSOFAST?