I've learned that the people
I've learned that the people you care most abo...
One-liners Jokes
Artificial intelligence is no match
Artificial intelligence is no match for natura...
Never call a man a
Never call a man a fool; borrow from him.
When in doubt, mumble.
When in doubt, mumble.
Procrastinate now!...
Procrastinate now!
In the gloom they told
In the gloom they told me "cheer up, it could ...
Bumper Sticker #101
Who cares who's on board?
There are two sides to
There are two sides to every issue, and I alwa...
What's the difference
What's the difference between light and hard?
...
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery....
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
Peeping Tom
Q: What is the difference between a peeping to...
"RAM disk" is not an
"RAM disk" is not an installation procedure.
Did you hear about the
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his...
Current affairs
My father is so old that when he was in school...
Old west
A 3 legged dog walks into a bar in the old wes...
Fine day to work off
Fine day to work off some excess energy.
Ste...
What happens?
What happens when you throw a green rock in th...
Diarrhea is hereditary, it runs in your jeans....
Diarrhea is hereditary, it runs in your jeans.
It is a miracle that
It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal...
Why are there interstate highways
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Clouds are high flying fogs.
Clouds are high flying fogs.
It sure would be nice
It sure would be nice if we got a day off for ...
Arachnoleptic fit
Arachnoleptic fit (n.) The frantic dance perfo...
The gene pool could use
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
J...
Diplomacy is the art of
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'nice doggy' un...