The idea is to die
The idea is to die young as late as possible.
One-liners Jokes
Coming...
What happens if you put the Energizer Bunny's ...
Talk is cheap until you
Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer.
Pregnant
How did Dairy Queen get pregnant?
Burger Kin...
I used to be an
I used to be an agnostic, but now I'm not so s...
Food is an important part
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
People who live in grass
People who live in grass houses shouldn't be s...
Sad life
How do you know you're leading a sad life?
W...
Mass murderer
Frankly, I didn’t know my neighbor was a mass ...
Parsley
Q: How is pubic hair like parsley?
A: You pus...
Sandwich
Q. What's red and white and red and white and ...
Free the Heinz 57!
Free the Heinz 57!
Reality is a crutch for
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handl...
When throwing rocks at seabirds, leave no...
When throwing rocks at seabirds, leave no tern...
Give a man a fish,
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day.
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How do you tell when you run out of invisible...
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ...
3 Kinds of People
There are three kinds of people in the world -...
Parsley
How are pubic hairs like parsley?
You push t...
Bumper Sticker #118
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limite...
Life is what happens to
Life is what happens to you while you are plan...
Rumor
What do you call an intelligent, good looking,...
Cover
What did the Bra say to the Hat?
"I'll cover...
We are born naked, wet
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then thing...
I've learned that sometimes the
I've learned that sometimes the people you exp...
Misplaced hand
I often get into trouble because I misplace th...