One-liners Jokes

One-liners Jokes

A stranger is just a


A stranger is just a friend you don't know

I know somewere inside of me there is a sober...


I know somewere inside of me there is a sober ...

Friends don't let Friends drive


Friends don't let Friends drive Naked.


Joke ...

Cops mistake


Yesterday an arrest warrant was issued for Mic...

It's not hard to meet


It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everyw...

I don't use Listerine.


I don't use Listerine. They say it kills germ...

Mother in law


John looked up to see his mother-in-law walkin...

I thought learning to play


I thought learning to play the bagpipes was ha...

bar joke


A guy walked into a bar and said "ouch".

Have you ever seen a


Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?

Whatever misfortune may be your


Whatever misfortune may be your lot,
it could...

A clean desk is a


A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk dra...

Men whistling


Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the...

So old


Yo momma so old her birth certificate expired!

Curly hair


Why is pubic hair curly?


You'd poke your eye...

Three little words


What are three words you dread the most while ...

Help support helpless victims of


Help support helpless victims of computer erro...

Government vs. Mafia


What's the difference between the government a...

If all the world's a


If all the world's a stage,
I want more props!

You know that little indestructible


You know that little indestructible black box ...

Beat the 5 o'clock rush


Beat the 5 o'clock rush - Leave work at noon!

women's t-shirt with slogan


Slogans for women's T-shirts:� I'm out of estr...

Never share a foxhole with


Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than ...

Life is too short to


Life is too short to drink cheap beer.

Never go to bed mad,


Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight.