A woman walks into a fancy seafood restaurant...

...and is asked by the waiter to pick something from the aquarium nearby. He woman thinks for a second then says "I'd like that little green octopus, the one with the moustache."

The waiter rings up the order and the world famous chef de Face prepares to chop up the octopus. After holding the cleaver in the air for several seconds, the octopus's moustache quivering and little tentacles shivering, he bursts into tears.

"I can't do it! I can't! He's just so cute with his little moustache and..." de Face sobbed.

"Give it 'ere," the German dishwasher, Hans, said.

He lifted the cleaver, and prepared to cut up the octopus. After holding the cleaver in the air for several seconds, the octopus's moustache quivering and little tentacles shivering, he bursts into tears.

"I can't do it! He's just so cute with his little moustache and I can't do it don't make me..." he too continued sobbing.

So the moral of the story is: Hans that do dishes are as soft as de Face with bright green...hairy-lipped squid.

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