On a recent visited to a cemetery, I saw a dual tombstone where the husband had died, while the wife was still alive. It looked something like this: John Smith Born: July 12, 1926 Died: Feb 7, 1985 Mary Smith Born: July 12, 1926 Died: [ ], 19__She better die this year!
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