Tell you about my kid after he got his BowFlex.
It's 2:00 in the AM when I get home and the up-stairs light is on. Go in there and he is doing an incline bench press and ahs the TV turned on with 1/2 dressed women.
I asked him what he was watching, "an HBO special on how to negotiate with hookers."
Nodded my head and went to bed.
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