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Music Jokes
Drum joke
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Drum joke
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Viola joke
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Music joke
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Piano joke
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Guitar joke
Q: What is the difference between a guitar and...
Saxophone joke
Q: How many alto sax players does it take to c...
Piano joke
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Oboe joke
Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot ...
Viola joke
Q: How is lightning like a violist's fingers?A...
Bass joke
Q: How many bass players does it take to chang...
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Violin joke
Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola...
My Car Will Go On...Hopefully
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Musician joke
Arriving in HeavenThree men die and go to heav...
Saxophone joke
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Tuna Fish
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Viola joke
Q: Which positions does a violist use?A: First...
Organ joke
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Abortion?
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had ...
Flute joke
Q: What's the definition of a minor second?A: ...
Banjo joke
Q: Why does everyone hate a banjo right off?A:...
Musician joke
Q: What's musical and handy in a supermarket?A...