Trombone joke
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Trombone joke
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Bassoon jokes
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Substitute Organist
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Saxophone joke
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Piano joke
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Let's Drink To That!
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Violin joke
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Violin joke
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Musician joke
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Harp joke
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English horn joke
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Viola joke
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Viola joke
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Beethoven's Chicken
Why did Beethoven kill his chicken?
It kept s...
Viola joke
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Music joke
Disco is to music what Etch-A-Sketch is to art.
Tuba joke
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Violin joke
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Musician joke
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