Music Jokes

Music Jokes

Banjo joke


Q: Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?A: ...

Banjo joke


Q: Why do so many fishermen own banjos?A: They...

Cello joke


Q: What is the difference between a cello and ...

Viola joke


Q: Why are violas so large?A: It is an optical...

Oboe joke


Q: What are burning oboes used for?A: To set b...

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Banjo joke


Q: What is the difference between a banjo and ...

Violin joke


Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune...

Banjo joke


Q: What is the difference between a banjo and ...

Oboe joke


Q: How do you make an oboist play a sustained ...

Long and Hairless


What is 200 feet long and has no pubic hair?

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Trombone joke


Q: What is the difference between a trombone a...

Banjo joke


Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the ...

Banjo joke


Q: What is the most seldom heard comment made ...

Drum joke


Q: How can you tell when there is a drummer at...

Harpsichord joke


The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the so...

Piano joke


Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down ...

The Music Man


A drummer got bored with his instrument and de...

What's the difference between an opera and an operetta?


Operas are usually sung through, having little...

Orchestra joke


Q: Why are conductors' hearts popular for tran...

Violin joke


Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit have in commo...

French horn joke


Q: What do you get when you cross a French Hor...

Viola joke


Q: What is the difference between a viola and ...

Piano joke


Q: What do you get when an army officer puts h...

Drum joke


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