Movies-tv Jokes

Movies-tv Jokes

Tigger


Why did Tigger get his head stuck in the toile...

Teens Over 18


Recently I was watching a Ricki Lake show and ...

Evil Overlord Handbook Part Two


11. I will not order my trusted lieutenant to ...

Movies


For the first time in many years, a an old man...

Evil Overlord Handbook Part One


1. My legions of terror will have helmets with...

yo mama


yo mama was so stupid when she came in the hou...

Tiggers Paws


Why are Tiggers paws always so brown?


Becaus...

Dr. Evil


Why did Dr. Evil cross the road?


To get Aust...

Actual Q's and A's on Family Fued


Q: Something in the garden thats green?
A: A ...

Game Show


A man has been trying to get on a game show fo...

Green and Smells Like Sausage


What's green and smell like sausage??


Kermit...

I Want to Live Forever


A guy found an old lamp, rubbed it, and out ca...

The Longest Word


What's the longest word in the world?


The wo...

hot


is it hot in here or am i sweatin!

Blone: Job Interview: Indiana Jones


There were three girls waiting to have a job i...

Things to Do at a Boring Movie


1. Wear a top hat.


2. Throw popcorn in the a...

Forest Gump goes to Heaven


The day finally arrived: Forest Gump dies and ...

Some Star Wars: A New Hope Questions Answered


Many people seem to not enjoy these movies bec...

Kermit and Ms. Piggy


Q: Why did Kermit the Frog break up with Ms. P...

Islamic Buckwheat


Buckwheat joined the Nation of Islam...
His n...

Things I Have Learned From Watching Soap Opera


1. Everybody has a child that they gave up for...

Smurfs Make Love


Do you know how 'Smurfs' make love?


They smu...

Top 13 New Star Wars Movies


13. Star Wars I: "Star Trek, the Next Generati...

Fun things to do with your tv


Adjust the tint so that the people are green a...

Yo Mama at the Movies


Yo' mama is so fat, when she goes to the movie...