13. Star Wars I: "Star Trek, the Next Generation" kisses our Jedi ass.
12. Just Hand Over the Wallet, and Nobody Gets Hurt
11. Springtime for Vader
10. Episode I: Mr. Lucas Wants A Bigger Boat
9. Obi Wan, Chaka Khan. Chaka Khan, Obi Wan.
8. Your turn, Steven.
7. The Toys-R-Us Christmas '99 Catalog
6. Boba Fett's Not In It So Don't Even Ask, Fanboy!!!!
5. Titanic *THIS*, Jim Cameron!
4. Star Wars I (Harrison Ford Not Included)
3. Star Wars: Yoda Man! No, Yoda Man!
2. There's Something About Money
1. Come To Papa, You Geeks
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