Movies-tv Jokes

Movies-tv Jokes

Why Vader's Face Is So Deformed


Emperor: Vader, why is your face so deformed a...

Why does Jeopordy use so much toilet paper


The TV game show Jeopordy uses so much toilet ...

Questions, Questions


Why is it that to stop Windows 95 or 98, you h...

Popeye


What does Popeye do when his favorite tool get...

George of the Jungle vs Titanic


Prepare yourself. I have uncovered information...

'Star Wars' Euphemisms for Masturbation


15. Shooting Womprats in Beggar's Canyon


14...

Sexually Sugestive Lines: Return of the Jedi


13. "What could possibly have come over Master...

Harry


i don't care, the movie "Harry Potter" SUCKED!...

The boy who couldn't talk


There once was a boy who had a voice, but neve...

Er... Scottie?


A quote from Star Trek:
"Very funny Scottie, ...

Ewes Be Quiet


Did you hear they are making a sequel to "Sile...

Lone Ranger's Garbage


Where does the Lone Ranger take his garbage???...

Hillbilly Sound


There was a magician and his aprentice on top ...

The Wisdom of Will Rogers


Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot...

Top 5 reasons why to buy a gamecube!


1.It has a cool handle on the back.
2.You can...

Better Star Wars Dialogue


Lines from Star Wars that can be improved if y...

TV Surfing


One day Jared was surfing the TV channels. He ...

Evil Overlord Handbook Part Six


51. If I absolutely must ride into battle, I w...