You should read it with strong Russian accent.
Stirlietz caught a mouse. Then he injected a syringe full of gasoline inside poor animal.
The mouse began run furiously in different directions. Then suddenly it fell down dead on the floor.
- Look's like it had run out of petrol - thought Stirlietz.
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