As his eyes adjust to the light, he sees an old cowboy across the room slouched over, staring into a bowl of chili. He walks up and says, "Well if you're not going to eat it, mind if I do?" So the old cowboy slides it across the table and, hungry from a long day on horseback, the young cowboy starts wolfing it down. Near the end of the bowl, he see's a dead mouse lying there on the bottom and absolutely pukes his guts out right back into the bowl. The old cowboy finally lifts his head with a grin and says, "That's about as far as I made it too."
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