The man just continued to stare at the soup and not touch it. Finally the guy walked over and asked him if he planned on eating it or not, to which the man replied, "No... Why, did you want it?"
The man happily obliges and takes the soup, and he starts to eat it. He gets to the bottom and he sees a dead mouse and he vomits all the soup back into the bowl right up to the rim. The guy looked at him and said, "That's about as far as i got into before I threw it up too."
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