On his birthday, the boy gets a Porsche 911. For Christmas that year, the man bought his nephew a massive yacht. For his 7th birthday, the man bought his nephew a weeks holiday in Dubai. The boy's dad was getting worried about his son, as he wasn't getting gifts that a child his age would normally get, so he said to his rich brother "look, I know you live your nephew, but you should be getting him gifts that are for a child his age, like a Mickie Mouse outfit or something".
So Christmas comes around and the man bought his nephew the Cleveland Browns.
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