Dracula and Satan

This joke was heard over the radio.

Dracula, after being killed, pleaded with Satan.

"Stan, partner, send me back to Earth, I will help your cause."

"On one condition, Drac," Satan answered. "But no longer a vampire, although you can still sip blood."

"Oh no, just a mosquito, you mean?" Dracula asked. "Or a leech?"

"None of those," replied Satan. "You choose to be either a surgical
absorbent cotton or a feminine sanitary napkin."

"Oh

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