One day, after a man had his annual physical, the doctor came
out and said, "You had a great checkup. Is there anything that
you'd like to ask me?"
"Well," he said, "I was thinking about getting a vasectomy."
"That's a pretty big decision. Have you talked it over with your
family?"
"Yeah, and they're in favor 15 to 2."
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