Medical Jokes

Medical Jokes

Paying the Dentist


As soon as the dentist asked the patient to si...

Blonde Nurse?


Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperatur...

Depressed Proctologist


Did you hear about the depressed proctologist?...

Bad Insomnia


My insomnia is so bad, I can't even sleep on t...

Headache Cure


If you have a lot of tension and you get heada...

Fuzzy Vision


Q: Why did the gynecologist go to the eye doct...

Pictures


This guy goes to a psychologist. The psycholog...

Pills


A somewhat advanced society has figured how to...

A male adolescent


The most non-emergent ER visit: A male adolesc...

What Can I Get?


A man walks into a pharmacy and goes to the co...

Yo mama


yo mama so dumd she failed a blood test
yo ma...

One-seater


A nurses' aide was helping a patient into the ...

Like what


An aging patient was stomping around his psych...

Careful Now


Then there's the woman who goes to the dentist...

Lick Your Envelope!


This is a true story reported on CNN.


If yo...

Genealogist v. Gynecologist


Q, What is the difference between a genealogis...

The loud-mouthed mechanic!


Morris the loudmouth mechanic was removing the...

Portraits by Picasso


"I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I ...

Fart, farts everywhere!


An elderly lady goes into the doctor and tells...

Smelling and Hearing


An elderly woman goes to the doctor. She says,...

Doctor, should I file my nails?


Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor...

Monster Valentine


Boy Monster: Did you get the big red heart I s...

A doctor and his wife


A doctor and his wife were having a big argume...

CAT SCAN


A lady rushes into the veterinarian and scream...

Stuck on the seat


A man decides to take the opportunity while hi...