Then there's the woman who goes to the dentist.
As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his balls.
The dentist says, "Madam, I believe you've got a hold of my privates."
The woman replies, "Yes...And we're going to be careful not to hurt each other, aren't we..."
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