The pretty young lady was having a tooth pulled. The dentist
gave her the usual "This won't hurt a bit" routine before
bending over her with a drill in his hand.
He immediately drew back in complete alarm. "Miss," he said in a
barely audible whisper, "You have a hold of my testicles!"
"Yes, doc, I know," she smiled, "and we aren't going to hurt
each other, are we?"
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