The mental hospital,
Jim and Mary were both patients in a mental hospital.One day
while they were walking past the swimming pool,jim suddenly
jumped into the deep end of the pool.He sunk to the bottom &
stayed there.Mary promptly jumped in to save him.She swam to the
bottom and pulled jim out.When the medical director became aware
of Mary's heroic act he immediately ordered her to be discharged
from the hospital,as he now considered her to be mentally
stable.When he went to tell mary the news he said,"Mary,i have
good news & badnews. The good news is you're being discharged
because you were able to jump in and save the life of another
patient,i think you've regained your senses."The bad news
is,jim,the patient you saved,hung himself with his bathrobe belt
in the bathroom.Iam so sorry,but he's dead."
Mary replied"he didn't hang himself,i put him to dry.
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