The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things
around the house that he used to do. When the examination was
complete he said, "Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English
what is wrong with me."
"Well, in plain English, you're just lazy," the doctor replied.
"Okay," the man said. "Now give me the medical term so I can
tell my wife."
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