A monkey was smoking weed
sitting on a tree. A lizard spots and asks what...
Lizard Jokes
A koala was sitting in a tree smoking a joint...
when a lizard walks up and says "Hey koala what...
A QA tester walks into a bar and orders a beer.
Then he orders 0 beers.
Then he orders 9999999...
A monkey is sitting in a tree...
A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint,...
Why couldn't the lizard get it up?
He had ereptile dysfunction.
A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint,
...when a lizard walks past. The lizard looks u...
What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?
It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.
Your lizard...
Sheriff of Rottingham: Don Giovanni, if I may s...
Sometimes people say I look like Owen Wilson, and I always say the same thing to them
Wooow, You're crazier than a road lizard.
What do you call a lizard that doesn't work?
A reptile dysfunction.
Snake and the lizard
Did you hear about the snake and lizard? Turns...
Snake and the lizard
Did you hear about the snake and lizard? Turns...
Stoned monkey
So one day a lizard was walking through the jun...
Crazy Koala
A koala was sitting in a gum tree smoking a joi...
What do you call a Hindu lizard?
A karma chameleon
The Lizard & The Monkey
One day, A lizard was walking down a path in th...
What do you call a robotic lizard that can't stand up?
Ereptile dysfunction.
QA Engineer Walks Into A Bar
He orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 999999...
What does a mentally disabled lizard said to be diagnosed with?
A Reptile Dysfunction
*ba dum tss*
I'll be he...
Why was the lizard nervous in bed?
He had reptile dysfuncton
A monkey sits in a tree when a lizard asks..
..."what are you doing?". "I'm rolling a joint"...
Is your lizard not working?
You may have a reptile dysfunction.
QA engineer walks into a bar ...(x-post from r/programmerHumor)
Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 999999999...
A rancher is riding the range checking his fences...
This guy is a very devout Christian and has his...