Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?
Because he had a reptile dysfunction!
Lizard Jokes
The Kuala and the Lizard
So this Koala is sitting in a tree smoking a sp...
What kind of lizard can run the mafia?
The Iguanodon
What do you call it when a lizard has problems in the bedroom?
A reptile dysfunction
A man walks into a bar and sees a Iguana and a Lizard on the bar...
He sits at the bar to order a drink and as he d...
What do you call an impotent lizard?
A reptile dysfunction
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Godzilla Barbie ...six foot tall lizard with Barbie head
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Godz...
What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond?
What happened to the lizard in the wizard's gar...
What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house ?
What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney op...
A Lizard Walks Into…
A lizard walks into a bar pushing a baby in a s...
Some people like to eat frogs' legs.
Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norr...