The Stoned Koala and Lizard
A koala is sitting up a gumtree smoking a joint...
Lizard Jokes
What do you call it when your lizard doesn't know how to use the internet?
e-reptile dysfunction
What's a female lizard's favorite song?
"Girls just iguana have fun".
Whaddya call a large lizard in a trench coat?
an investigator.
What do you call a broken lizard?
Ereptile dysfunction
What do ya call it when a lizard goes completely limp?
A reptile-dysfunction.
Meet my new lizard friend...
He's my newt!
My pet lizard was acting really strange the other day so I took it to the vet.
She said it was a reptile dysfunction.
Why couldn't the lizard have any children?
It had a reptile dysfunction!
What do you call it when a lizard can't get it up?
A reptile dysfunction
What do you call a lazy lizard?
A procrastigator.
A koala was sitting in a tree smoking a joint...
when a lizard walks up and says "Hey koala what...
The monkey and the lizard
Lizard is walking through the woods when he see...
The lizard insulting animals
One day, a leopard was walking in the jungle, a...
Why was the lizard's wife unsatisfied?
Her hubby had a reptile dysfunction.
What kind of lizard goes into salad?
A Salad-Mander! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHA...
I caught a lot lizard the other day....
Keeping it in a cage with hot rocks till i figu...
What do you call a Russian Lizard?
Commie commie commie commie chameleon.
Why was the lizard upset with her husband?
Because he had a reptile dysfunction. ...
Okay...
Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?
He had a reptile dysfunction
(I just made tha...
Found this on /r/jokes, thought it was trees worthy.
Credit to /u/ThatGuyYouKilled
A koala is sitti...
What do you say to a man with a broken lizard?
Sorry about your reptile dysfunction.
What do you call a reptile...?
What do you call a reptile who says "But Coward...