Mother tells son how
"Mom, how did I get my name?" asked a boy "I n...
Lizard Jokes
LIZARDS
A LIZARD CAN JUMP UP AND YOU
WOULD NOT OF NOT...
You know you're in a red-neck hospital when...
Ambulance is a mule driven buckboard with a sp...
Feline Fasting
Most diets fail because we are still thinking ...
Mother tells son how
"Mom, how did I get my name?"asked a boy "I na...
You know you're in a redneck hospital when...
... Ambulance is a mule driven buckboard with ...
The cat diet!
CAT MIRACLE DIET: Most diets fail because we a...
Tuns of Puns! Part IV
What do you get when you have a cow and a duck...
Actual Events
These are actual events that took place in our...
Water Way To Go!
A koala was sitting in a gum tree smoking a joi...
My mum asked me if I had taken my lizard for a walk...
... I told her I was goanna do it later.
I saw a lizard
and it became a spotted lizard
Did you know that if you pull off a lizard's tail it'll grow back?
And if you pull it off again the lizard will be...
A QA engineer walks into a bar..
He orders 1 beer
He orders 999999 beers
He orde...
I don't get why people say Hillery Clinton is a lizard.
Thats silly Lizards have brains
What do you call it when a lizard can't get it up?
Ereptile disfunction
A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks ..
A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint w...
I dated a lizard once
but he had a-reptile dysfunction so it didn't w...
A koala is sitting in a tree smoking a joint.
A lizard passing by looks up at the Koala and s...
A koala was sitting in a gum tree smoking a joint...
...when a little lizard walked past, looked up ...
A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint...
A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint...
What do you call a lizard on drugs?
A mariguana.
What is the funniest two legged lizard?
The stand-up chameleon.