Billy asked his mother, "Can I go over to Little Johnny's house and watch the magic show?"
Billy's mother replied, "Whatever do you mean, dear?"
He answered, "The one Johnny's mom performs. I heard her tell Miss Figpot that she got $600 for doing six tricks last night. That must be some kind of show!"
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