Pulling Hair
A six-year-old comes crying to his mother beca...
Little Johnny Jokes
Little Johnny jokes are about a small boy who likes to ask embarrassing questions and has a very straightforward way of thinking. At times he is well educated in the terminology of sex, while at others he is all too innocent. The jokes may also include a female counterpart, typically named Susie.
Lipstick Prevention
According to a radio report, a middle school i...
Will you rember me??
Hey bob,"Will you rember me tomorrow??" "Yes" ...
And a Pig?
A primary school teacher in the Bronx decided ...
Sound advice from kids!
Never trust a dog to watch your food. When you...
The Horse Auction
The Horse Auction
Little Johnny attended a ho...
Toooooo Cute!
A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see ...
Leave It To The Kids
A three year old walked over to a pregnant lad...
Mortgage
One day little Johnny went to his father, and ...
Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ?
She saw Mr.Gre...
R u smart or dumb!
Ok ummm DNT CHEAT ON THIS OR IT WONT B FUN!!!...
New...
If you went to New York City for vacation and ...
Potty training
Little Johnny was just being potty trained, an...
Math Book
Q; why did the student return its math book?
...
Q.Why do we plant bulbs?...
Q.Why do we plant bulbs?
A.So the worms can s...
True Story
True Story about my 14 month old grandson, Ale...
Cowsay
Jimmy: did you hear about man on a motor bike ...
100 Percent Polar Bear
One day a very young polar bear was sitting on...
The boss
Kyle and Justin were about to eat with their b...
Lipstick at School
According to a news report, a certain private ...
I can fly
Three men were on top of the empire state buil...
Distructive Fart
There was 3 people in an airplane : a libraria...
Mommy's Lil' Helper
Little Susie was Mommy's helper. She helped se...
My Mom is better
Two little boys were arguing.
"My father is ...
Scouting
Dear Mom and Dad,
Our scoutmaster told us all...