Mortgage

One day little Johnny went to his father, and asked him if he could buy him a $200 bicycle for his birthday.


Johnny's father said, "Johnny, we have a $80,000 mortgage on the house, and you want me to buy you a bicycle? No way, wait until Christmas."


Finally, Christmas came around, and Johnny asked again.


The father said, "Look, the mortgage is still extremely high. Sorry kiddo, but we just can't afford it. Ask me again next year."


So, 2 days later, the father saw the boy walking out of the house with all his belongings in a suitcase. The father asked him why he was leaving.


The boy replied, "I was walking past your room last night and I heard you say that you were pulling out, and Mommy screamed that you should wait because she was coming too! I'll be damned if I'M gettin' stuck with an $80,000 mortgage!"