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Little Johnny Jokes
Little Johnny jokes are about a small boy who likes to ask embarrassing questions and has a very straightforward way of thinking. At times he is well educated in the terminology of sex, while at others he is all too innocent. The jokes may also include a female counterpart, typically named Susie.
Out of gas
A little girl asks her mum,
'Mum, may I take ...
Are Your Parents Home?
A salesman rang the bell at a suburban home, a...
Having Children Is Like:
Having children is like having a bowling alley...
Abraham Lincoln
Father:
"Son, when Abraham Lincoln was your a...
Blueberry Hill
Little Johnny walked into his class and the te...
Slow
TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because...
A Shorty
Q. What is Black and White and Red all over?
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One Brilliant Kid!
A Duke was hunting in the forest with his men-...
The bargain
Little Morris was telling his friend Cyril all...
In or out?
One day a mom was exasperated with her young s...
Little boy
knock knock
whos there???
little boy
little...
Little johnny's gift
On the last day of kindergarten, all the child...
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class:
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Knock knock
who invented knock knock?
Answer: Two wee ch...
Boogers and brocoli
Whats the difference between brocoli and booge...
Yucky!!!!
what do you call something thats red, brown an...
In snow banks
Q. Where do snowmen keep their money?
A. In ...
Do As I Please?
A boy, frustrated with all the rules he had to...
A Childs' Perspective!
A monsoon is a French gentleman.
For asphyxi...
Me!
TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we h...
To the Highest Bidder
The preacher was most annoyed to find an elder...
We have new babies
For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his ...