One day a mom was exasperated with her young son's antics.
She snapped at him saying, "How do you ever expect to get into heaven?"
"Well," fidgeted the little boy after some thought. "I'll run in and out, and keep slamming the door till they say 'Come in or stay out!' and then I'll go in."
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Glaci
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