Little Johnny Jokes

Little Johnny Jokes

Little Johnny jokes are about a small boy who likes to ask embarrassing questions and has a very straightforward way of thinking. At times he is well educated in the terminology of sex, while at others he is all too innocent. The jokes may also include a female counterpart, typically named Susie.

The chemistry professor


During class, the chemistry professor was demo...

Here's Little Johnny!...


The kindergarten class had a homework assignme...

Creative Medical Diagnosis


Teacher: How can you prevent diseases caused b...

Class dismissed


"Class dismissed!" the teacher yelled.


Litt...

The Death Of Napoleon


What do you call Napoleon after a bomb has hit...

Dog Bath


Little Johnny walked into a grocery store and ...

Iccck!!!!!!!!!!!!!


why did tigger jump in the toilet?
answer:he ...

The lady and her house


A lady went to bed and turned out all the ligh...

Is your mother home?


"Is your mother home?" the salesman asked a sm...

Uncle Ted


One day at the end of class little Johnny's te...

Buying Candy


Three little boys went into a candy store. " I...

Ding dong


A man is walking down the street one day when ...

Mowing The Lawn


A little Johnny was mowing his front lawn and ...

Why Are Some Hairs White?


Why Are Some Hairs White?


One day, a little ...

Did you hear about the little boy who was...


Did you hear about the little boy who was on a...

I'm Hungry


Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungr...

The policeman


Q:what did the policeman say to his stomach:

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The question?


Mother: "Why are you home from school so early...

Buying Dumbells


Somewhat skeptical of his son's newfound deter...

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Kiddie Wisdom 2


* Even though its a cool idea, grape jelly can...

Visit to the zoo


Mummy and daddy have taken little Issy to Lond...

Little Johnny in School


A young female teacher was giving an assignmen...

The Problem with Teenagers


The two teenagers were arrested for public lew...

Phone rings; little boy answers.


Salesman says 'Can I speak to your father?'.
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