Are Your Parents Home?


A salesman rang the bell at a suburban home, and the door was opened by a nine year old boy puffing on a long black cigar. Hiding his amazement, the salesman asked the young man, "Is your Mother or Father at home?"


The boy took the cigar out of his mouth, flicked ashes on the carpet, and asked, "What do you think?"

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