Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning and got to thinking about
things. "Mommy, mommy, why has daddy got so few hairs on his head?" he asked his
mother. "He thinks a lot," replied his mother, pleased with herself for coming
up with a good answer to her husband's baldness. Or she was until Johnny thought
for a second and asked, "So why do you have so much hair?"
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