A little girl is in line to see Santa When it is her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap Santa asks, "What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas?" The little girl replies, "I want a Barbie and GI Joe"
Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and says, "I thought Barbie comes with Ken."
"No," said the little girl, "she comes with GI Joe. She fakes it with Ken."
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.