Little Johnny Jokes

Little Johnny Jokes

Little Johnny jokes are about a small boy who likes to ask embarrassing questions and has a very straightforward way of thinking. At times he is well educated in the terminology of sex, while at others he is all too innocent. The jokes may also include a female counterpart, typically named Susie.

Why Two Nostrils?


A mother was having dinner with her two young ...

Chickens


Two chickens were talking and one chicken said...

Longest word


What's the longest word?
Smiles!
Why? Becaus...

Having Children at 49


Women forty-nine years old are having their fi...

Broken Commandmants


Newly assigned officers at Norfolk Naval Air S...

Goldfish Death


Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a ho...

Baby Noises Explanations?


My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the no...

A grandson's coffee


A Grandmother was surprised by her 7 year old ...

The Top 13 Indications Harry Potter Is Going Through Puberty


13> His broomstick has more bristles.12>...

Using cold cream


Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his moth...

Sooner...


A mother was telling her little girl what her ...

Whats a period


The kindergarten class had a homework assignme...

Dusty


your room is so dusty that when i come in i di...

Stupidly funny


Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

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Will u remember me?


Me: Will u remember me in a second?
Somebody ...

Blood Test


Two children were sitting outside a clinic. On...

And Who Are These for, Little Boy?


Two little boys go into the grocery store. One...

Ugly Teacher

Little Johnny was a very good student in school...

Medical Testing on Children


Two children were sitting outside a clinic. On...

Eyeore


why is eyeore always so dirty?
Because he pla...

Ants


If there are some ants lost in the forest who ...

what relly smells ....


what relly smells . ...

ABC's


Little John and his classmates were learning t...

The North Poll


Q. Where do polar bears vote?


A. The North P...

Don't Do Drugs


Two young guys were picked up by the cops for ...