And Who Are These for, Little Boy?

Two little boys go into the grocery store. One is nine, one is four. The
nine-year-old grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the
register for checkout. The cashier asks, "Oh, these must be for your mom, huh?"


The nine-year-old replies, "Nope, not for my mom." Without thinking, the
cashier responded, "Well, they must be for your sister then?" The nine-year-old
responded, "Nope, not for my sister either."


The cashier had now become curious. "Oh. Not for your mom and not for your
sister -- then who are they for?"


The nine-year old say, "They're for my four-year-old little brother." The
cashier is surprised: "Your four year-old-brother?"


The nine-year-old explains: "Well yeah, they say on TV if you wear one of
these, you can swim or ride a bike -- and my little brother can't do either of
those things."