Little Johnny Jokes

Little Johnny Jokes

Little Johnny jokes are about a small boy who likes to ask embarrassing questions and has a very straightforward way of thinking. At times he is well educated in the terminology of sex, while at others he is all too innocent. The jokes may also include a female counterpart, typically named Susie.

Good cook


Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you sa...

Milk Truck


Q: What gives milk and has one horn?


A: A m...

All of your strength

The instructor of a Lamaze class is teaching th...

Knock knock


knock knock
who�s there
olive
olive...

Truth in Advertising


Two little boys go into the grocery store. One...

Did You Have an Accident?


Have you ever asked your child a question too ...

School


As long as there are tests, there will be pray...

Why Birds Fly South


Why do birds fly south for the winter?


Becau...

Elephants


A five year old boy was living with his mother...

Little Johnny Proposes


Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner...

Playing House


Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, ...

Wednesday


Q. a guy went into town on wenesday slept 3 ni...

Call on an Expert


Little Johnny was playing with his father's wa...

Little Johnny's Baby Names


When Little Johnny's mother found out she was ...

A real disney groaner


Q:Why did Mickey go to outer space?
A: To see...

Football try-outs.


Q: Why didn't the monster make the football te...

The Muffin!


Theres two Muffins baking in an oven and one m...

Daddy Jonny


Little Johnny came running into the house and ...

Explaining Death to a Child


Even very young children need to be informed a...

Kids on love


Questions concerning love and wisdom were pose...

Baby Talk


Little Johnny came running into the house and ...

Mommy and Daddy


Little Johnny greeted his mother at the door a...

Rough Boys


A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outs...

Little Johnny on Etiquette


During a good manners and etiquette class, the...

Toddler's Creed


If I want it,
it's mine.


If I give it to yo...